Ticket

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:59 pm

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a

guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-d*#ked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a sh*t. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age..

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Wed May 18, 2005 4:12 pm

i say, give me what you think i need, i gotta go. there are criminals out there, why pick on me you idiot. i'm happy you like your job. :driving:

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Thu May 19, 2005 2:45 am

Very good!!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:00 am

:wah: where do you get all this stuff valerie

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:04 am

Agnes wrote: i say, give me what you think i need, i gotta go. there are criminals out there, why pick on me you idiot. i'm happy you like your job. :driving:i love it when i am referred to as an 'idiot' by someone while i am merely doing my job. i wonder if people feel free to address the butcher, baker, & candlestick maker that way?