Cycles

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:08 am

I got this idea a while ago. It`s been a year since I was temporarily deaf in my right ear when I pushed accidentally instead of away the cerumen I was trying to remove. Now it`s here again, the deafness and constant ringing sound I hear after I tried removing the cerumen from my right ear with a cotton pledget. I know this problem will go away in time. There are tiny hairs lining the ear canal pushing the cerumen from inside to the outside. The hairs in our body is like a broom that sweeps away the dust say from our nasal cavities, bronchial tubes, etc. But I do not know what`s the purpose why we have hairs in our armpits and pubis. Any idea?

Back to cycles. So what occurred to me awhile ago to my right ear and subsequent deafness & ringing to me has become a cycle-the appearance and disappearance of a thing, of an ailment, of a discomfort, of people, of money in our wallets, of the sun, of the moon, of everything. They come then they go, they come then they go. They say if I travel from point A ( earth ) to space in time ( if I`m not yet a skeleton ) I will ultimately reach point B ( earth ). In other words, if you start in hell then you go linear you will reach or arrive in time or eventually in hell.

Just like menstrual cycles in women, so are men`s reproductive cycle. Women should understand men why they sometimes so persistent and persuasive in wanting to copulate with women but once it`s released it disappears. Then again it appears! This will correct the notion that there`s really no such thing as an infinite stop or an infinite go. Cycles are everywhere and universal. It applies to all that be.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:24 am

Thanks for sharing your wisdom and toilet habits.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:39 am

Bruv;1390889 wrote: Thanks for sharing your wisdom and toilet habits.

Your welcome, Bruv. Do you know it`s skatole & indole what make farts smell.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:52 am

rajakrsna;1390890 wrote: Your welcome, Bruv. Do you know it`s skatole & indole what make farts smell.

I wondered what that aroma was................in your threads.............now I know.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:32 am

Bruv;1390891 wrote: I wondered what that aroma was................in your threads.............now I know.

Do you know Krishna`s farts were odorless?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:43 am

rajakrsna;1390899 wrote: Do you know Krishna`s farts were odorless?

Odorless but wet.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:42 pm

Lon;1390909 wrote: Odorless but wet.

Is there such a thing as a wet fart?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:44 pm

But I do not know what`s the purpose why we have hairs in our armpits and pubis. Any idea?

Why not ask your daughter , you said she was a nurse. You've never heard of an ear wax candle and persistently make yourself death by injuring your ear ......and then you feel you know the difference between reproductive cycles?

You're just insane.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:49 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390934 wrote:

You're just insane.

Only an insane can fly this bomber ( Read Joseph Heller`s Catch 22 ).

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:53 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390934 wrote: Why not ask your daughter , you said she was a nurse.

She said hairs in armpits & pubis are tiny magnetic rods to attract the lips of human beings.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:58 pm

rajakrsna;1390933 wrote: Is there such a thing as a wet fart?

Oh yes----------it's the worst kind and probably your specialty. :wah:

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:58 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390934 wrote: You've never heard of an ear wax candle and persistently make yourself death by injuring your ear

I was planning to put a wick inside my ear canal then light it when it`s dark. :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:00 pm

rajakrsna;1390938 wrote: I was planning to put a wick inside my ear canal then light it when it`s dark. :wah:

Why not try a small stick of dynamite----it will clear your mind of all the confusion.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:00 pm

Lon;1390909 wrote: Odorless but wet.

Should be slippery...when wet?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:02 pm

Lon;1390939 wrote: Why not try a small stick of dynamite----it will clear your mind of all the confusion.

KABOOM!!! There goes your head. I placed the stick in yours.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:04 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390934 wrote: ..and then you feel you know the difference between reproductive cycles?

Why don`t you masturbate your head off.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:05 pm

rajakrsna;1390942 wrote: KABOOM!!! There goes your head. I placed the stick in yours.

hhhhmmm ...................not a good thing for a person where you supposedly live to say .

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:06 pm

Come on spot, isn't he banned yet?

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:07 pm

Lon;1390937 wrote: Oh yes----------it's the worst kind and probably your specialty. :wah:

Slurp! slurp! slurp! Slurp!

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:09 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390944 wrote: hhhhmmm ...................not a good thing for a person where you supposedly live to say .

Huh! What did you say? I can`t hear you. I`m deaf you know.

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:11 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390945 wrote: Come on spot, isn't he banned yet?

I`m banned already. I`m now a ghost.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:17 pm

a troll with too much time on there hands is such a bore .....and you are a terrible bore. *Ignore*

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:23 pm

fuzzywuzzy;1390950 wrote: a troll with too much time on there hands is such a bore .....and you are a terrible bore. *Ignore*

Who started it? Ask Bruv.

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:47 am

rajakrsna;1390953 wrote: Who started it? Ask Bruv.

Seems like Monty Python and the Goon show lives on...................

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:45 am

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:38 pm

THE UNIVERSAL CIRCLE

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By Rajakrsna

rajakrsna · Post by **rajakrsna** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:13 pm

rajakrsna;1391033 wrote: THE UNIVERSAL CIRCLE

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By Rajakrsna

Bhagavad-gītā As It Is 11.30

lelihyase grasamānaḥ samantāl

lokān samagrān vadanair jvaladbhiḥ

tejobhir āpūrya jagat samagraḿ

bhāsas tavogrāḥ pratapanti viṣṇo

SYNONYMS

lelihyase — You are licking; grasamānaḥ — devouring; samantāt — from all directions; lokān — people; samagrān — all; vadanaiḥ — by the mouths; jvaladbhiḥ — blazing; tejobhiḥ — by effulgence; āpūrya — covering; jagat — the universe; samagram — all; bhāsaḥ — rays; tava — Your; ugrāḥ — terrible; pratapanti — are scorching; viṣṇo — O all-pervading Lord.

TRANSLATION

O Viṣṇu, I see You devouring all people from all sides with Your flaming mouths. Covering all the universe with Your effulgence, You are manifest with terrible, scorching rays.

The Universal Circle is the portal from which everything enters on the day of devastation.

Bhagavad-gītā As It Is 11.31

ākhyāhi me ko bhavān ugra-rūpo

namo 'stu te deva-vara prasīda

vijñātum icchāmi bhavantam ādyaḿ

na hi prajānāmi tava pravṛttim

SYNONYMS

ākhyāhi — please explain; me — unto me; kaḥ — who; bhavān — You; ugra-rūpaḥ — fierce form; namaḥ astu — obeisances; te — unto You; deva-vara — O great one amongst the demigods; prasīda — be gracious; vijñātum — to know; icchāmi — I wish; bhavantam — You; ādyam — the original; na — not; hi — certainly; prajānāmi — do I know; tava — Your; pravṛttim — mission.

TRANSLATION

O Lord of lords, so fierce of form, please tell me who You are. I offer my obeisances unto You; please be gracious to me. You are the primal Lord. I want to know about You, for I do not know what Your mission is.

The Mission is Krishna Consciousness. It is eternal. It never dies even when it enters the Universal Circle of Vishnu.

śrī-bhagavān uvāca

kālo 'smi loka-kṣaya-kṛt pravṛddho

lokān samāhartum iha pravṛttaḥ

ṛte 'pi tvāḿ na bhaviṣyanti sarve

ye 'vasthitāḥ pratyanīkeṣu yodhāḥ

SYNONYMS

śrī-bhagavān uvāca — the Personality of Godhead said; kālaḥ — time; asmi — I am; loka — of the worlds; kṣaya-kṛt — the destroyer; pravṛddhaḥ — great; lokān — all people; samāhartum — in destroying; iha — in this world; pravṛttaḥ — engaged; ṛte — without, except for; api — even; tvām — you; na — never; bhaviṣyanti — will be; sarve — all; ye — who; avasthitāḥ — situated; prati-anīkeṣu — on the opposite sides; yodhāḥ — the soldiers.

TRANSLATION

The Supreme Personality of Godhead said: Time I am, the great destroyer of the worlds, and I have come here to destroy all people. With the exception of you , all the soldiers here on both sides will be slain.

A pure devotee of Vishnu is not disturbed by all these on going devastations because he knows his appearance & disappearance in this world is a UNIVERSAL CYCLE.

SO WHY WORRY IF YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. BE HAPPY!