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I mean lemonoparty, would anyone else love to have a lemon party here? We can shovew all our cocks into eachother's ******* and engage in many different sexual acts. It will be swell.

Is your invitation only for homosexual men? It sounds so grand, I'll bet no one can turn down such a lovely request.

Is this what cyber-sex sounds like? People really get off on this stuff?

You poor man.

What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.

What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.
Yes, it's so nice of the newbie, sounds so friendly, & so good of him to offer a critique of former FG meets. Kind of him to suggest, I think.

spot;1388197 wrote: What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.


And you assured us that those two Individuals were merely lurkers on the FG winter walk about.

oscar;1388212 wrote: And you assured us that those two Individuals were merely lurkers on the FG winter walk about.


You're beyond merely disgusting oscar, you make it personal.

I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.

SnoozeAgain;1388218 wrote: I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.
That's really interesting!

AnneBoleyn;1388244 wrote: That's really interesting!


Though not, I suspect, even remotely true.

en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half


Is this the same time we started putting lemon on fish?

Casanova was sure a busy guy; interesting info snooze.

Lemon on fish--good one!

YZGI;1388255 wrote: Is this the same time we started putting lemon on fish?


I wonder if that's where they got the idea.

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half


Blimey. I take it back what I said, I was wrong and you were right.

SnoozeAgain;1388218 wrote: I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.


I understood it was a way of detecting syphilis rather than preventing conception - the cure for syphilis back then being fifty fifty as to whether it killed the bug before it killed you.

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half


Oops, my understanding was obviously wrong.

Bryn Mawr;1388285 wrote: Oops, my understanding was obviously wrong.
Yes. We should think before we speak.

AnneBoleyn;1388286 wrote: Yes. We should think before we speak.


I did - I thought of the detail I had been taught as true.

We live and learn.

Bryn Mawr;1388288 wrote: I did - I thought of the detail I had been taught as true.

We live and learn.


Speak for yourself..

YZGI;1388303 wrote: Speak for yourself..


You didn't notice the Royal We.

spot;1388326 wrote: You didn't notice the Royal We.


No, but the accent was obvious.

Bigallstar;1388193 wrote: I mean lemonoparty, would anyone else love to have a lemon party here? We can shovew all our cocks into eachother's ******* and engage in many different sexual acts. It will be swell.


Wow ... the times they are a changin' here on FG. I for one would never have dared say something like this ... "We can shovew sic all our cocks into eachothers sic ... ... cos I would have been sure I would be banned like a shot!

On the other hand perhaps the OP is talking about shoving our "roosters" ... but then wouldn't that be bestiality which is just as bad if not worse?

jones jones;1388449 wrote: Wow ... the times they are a changin' here on FG. I for one would never have dared say something like this ... "We can shovew sic all our cocks into eachothers sic ... ... cos I would have been sure I would be banned like a shot!

On the other hand perhaps the OP is talking about shoving our "roosters" ... but then wouldn't that be bestiality which is just as bad if not worse? I tried cock sucking.... damn feathers got everywhere... I stick to hens now.

Don't hens have feathers too?

GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!! ....get it out!!! get it out!!!!:-5:-5:-5:yh_sick:yh_sick

oscar;1388458 wrote: I tried cock sucking.... damn feathers got everywhere... I stick to hens now.


I guess that's better than sticking the hens to you.

I'm rather pleased I removed cock from the FG banned words list though this is all a bit serendipitous, I took it out so people could discuss criminality down along Oldland Common.