Party?

Bigallstar · Post by **Bigallstar** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:40 pm

I mean lemonoparty, would anyone else love to have a lemon party here? We can shovew all our cocks into eachother's ******* and engage in many different sexual acts. It will be swell.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:45 pm

Is your invitation only for homosexual men? It sounds so grand, I'll bet no one can turn down such a lovely request.

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:45 pm

Is this what cyber-sex sounds like? People really get off on this stuff?

You poor man.

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:46 pm

What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:49 pm

What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.
Yes, it's so nice of the newbie, sounds so friendly, & so good of him to offer a critique of former FG meets. Kind of him to suggest, I think.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:58 pm

spot;1388197 wrote: What an odd offer. The newbie appears to be suggesting an FG meet.

I'm sure we didn't all behave that way at previous ones.

And you assured us that those two Individuals were merely lurkers on the FG winter walk about.

Post by **spot** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:38 pm

oscar;1388212 wrote: And you assured us that those two Individuals were merely lurkers on the FG winter walk about.

You're beyond merely disgusting oscar, you make it personal.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:43 pm

I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:15 am

SnoozeAgain;1388218 wrote: I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.
That's really interesting!

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:19 am

AnneBoleyn;1388244 wrote: That's really interesting!

Though not, I suspect, even remotely true.

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:15 am

en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:18 am

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half

Is this the same time we started putting lemon on fish?

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:23 am

Casanova was sure a busy guy; interesting info snooze.

Lemon on fish--good one!

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:24 am

YZGI;1388255 wrote: Is this the same time we started putting lemon on fish?

I wonder if that's where they got the idea.

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:16 am

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half

Blimey. I take it back what I said, I was wrong and you were right.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:57 am

SnoozeAgain;1388218 wrote: I read that lemon halves were used as diaphragms back in the olden days, I wonder if they called them lemon parties.

I understood it was a way of detecting syphilis rather than preventing conception - the cure for syphilis back then being fifty fifty as to whether it killed the bug before it killed you.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:59 am

SnoozeAgain;1388253 wrote: en.muvs.org :: Contraception - Lemon Half

Oops, my understanding was obviously wrong.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:01 am

Bryn Mawr;1388285 wrote: Oops, my understanding was obviously wrong.
Yes. We should think before we speak.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:05 am

AnneBoleyn;1388286 wrote: Yes. We should think before we speak.

I did - I thought of the detail I had been taught as true.

We live and learn.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:02 pm

Bryn Mawr;1388288 wrote: I did - I thought of the detail I had been taught as true.

We live and learn.

Speak for yourself..

Post by **spot** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:56 pm

YZGI;1388303 wrote: Speak for yourself..

You didn't notice the Royal We.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:15 pm

spot;1388326 wrote: You didn't notice the Royal We.

No, but the accent was obvious.

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:02 am

Bigallstar;1388193 wrote: I mean lemonoparty, would anyone else love to have a lemon party here? We can shovew all our cocks into eachother's ******* and engage in many different sexual acts. It will be swell.

Wow ... the times they are a changin' here on FG. I for one would never have dared say something like this ... "We can shovew sic all our cocks into eachothers sic ... ... cos I would have been sure I would be banned like a shot!

On the other hand perhaps the OP is talking about shoving our "roosters" ... but then wouldn't that be bestiality which is just as bad if not worse?

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:23 pm

jones jones;1388449 wrote: Wow ... the times they are a changin' here on FG. I for one would never have dared say something like this ... "We can shovew sic all our cocks into eachothers sic ... ... cos I would have been sure I would be banned like a shot!

On the other hand perhaps the OP is talking about shoving our "roosters" ... but then wouldn't that be bestiality which is just as bad if not worse? I tried cock sucking.... damn feathers got everywhere... I stick to hens now.

AnneBoleyn · Post by **AnneBoleyn** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:25 pm

Don't hens have feathers too?

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:48 pm

GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!! ....get it out!!! get it out!!!!:-5:-5:-5:yh_sick:yh_sick

Snooz · Post by **Snooz** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:54 pm

oscar;1388458 wrote: I tried cock sucking.... damn feathers got everywhere... I stick to hens now.

I guess that's better than sticking the hens to you.

Post by **spot** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:58 pm

I'm rather pleased I removed cock from the FG banned words list though this is all a bit serendipitous, I took it out so people could discuss criminality down along Oldland Common.