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The Perfect Husband

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:49 am
by LottomagicZ4941
The Perfect Husband

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"...

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this

beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"

MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...

MAN: "How much...?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"

WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"

The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"

found on http://com4.runboard.com/bvickih.fdailylaughs.t355

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The Perfect Husband

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 5:04 am
by john8pies
A husband waiting for his wife to give birth phones up the maternity hospital but gets the wrong number and gets put through to the recorded cricket scores. He doesn`t realise this and asks, "Has my wife given birth yet? How many babies did she have?" and the recorded announcement says, "Yes, it`s 99, they`re all out now....and the last one is a duck!"

The Perfect Husband

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 9:16 am
by Porpoise
Both of those are great!!! :wah: :-6

The Perfect Husband

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:14 am
by Tan
HA HA HA :wah: Those are funny!

The Perfect Husband

Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 10:21 am
by valerie
:yh_rotfl



Great one, Lotto!!