The Perfect Husband
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club...
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"...
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much"...
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models ... I saw one I really liked"...
MAN: "How much...?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market... They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you...!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up... The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment... Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is...?"
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The Perfect Husband
A husband waiting for his wife to give birth phones up the maternity hospital but gets the wrong number and gets put through to the recorded cricket scores. He doesn`t realise this and asks, "Has my wife given birth yet? How many babies did she have?" and the recorded announcement says, "Yes, it`s 99, they`re all out now....and the last one is a duck!"
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Great one, Lotto!!
Great one, Lotto!!