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Drunk zoo visitor ends up in hospital after climbing into monkey enclosure 'to play' | Mail Online

When ya monkey with monkey's, they'll git on ya like a ape on ugly.

hoppy;1376099 wrote: When ya monkey with monkey's, they'll git on ya like a ape on ugly.


I have missed you and your irascible contributions......welcome back you old bugger (That is an English term of endearment)

Looks like he had more than a few beers, I'm surprised they let him into the zoo shitfaced like that. Man, that one monkey wanted him BAD! It was kind of awesome. The worst part was seeing him drunkenly wading back with an open wound that he kept dunking in that filthy and disgusting water.

That water looked more like a jacuzzi................... or he may have been sh$*+ing himself

Bruv;1376102 wrote: I have missed you and your irascible contributions......welcome back you old bugger (That is an English term of endearment)


Thanks.

Bruv;1376104 wrote: That water looked more like a jacuzzi................... or he may have been sh$*+ing himself


Yeah, I saw a few bubbles. He probably got a pretty good case of the nervous farts after that warm welcome.

hoppy;1376099 wrote: When ya monkey with monkey's, they'll git on ya like a ape on ugly.


HEYYYYYYYYYY

GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK, YOU OLD SCROAT

( Another quaint British saying )

Fool lucky he didn't come out of the water towards the monkeys they would have ripped him to pieces.

Hoppy good to see you back..