I'm a Jedi

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:29 pm

Really.

Officially.

Order of the Jedi

Post by **spot** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:23 pm

Do not confuse the actor, the action and the tool, Padawan. And avoid weaving your facial hair into a braid, it is unseemly in one of your tender years.

ForumGarden is not suitable for novitiates, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. These are not the posts you are looking for.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:34 pm

spot;1358442 wrote: These are not the posts you are looking for.
You cannot confuse me with your Jedi Mind Tricks, Oobie Doob Scoobie Kanubi. I am an adept.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:59 pm

May the force be with you.

Well.....somebody had to say it.

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Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:05 pm

I should get out more..................................or maybe not.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:08 pm

along-for-the-ride;1358450 wrote: May the force be with you.

I am the Force. It is me.

At one, we are.

I am of the Force, in the Force.

Can't go over it. Can't go under it. Can't go around it. Have to go through it.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:43 pm

This declaration is under review. State your qualifications.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:52 pm

I did have to state my qualifications in the application. I passed.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:59 pm

Reveal your qualifications at once or risk severe consequences.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:01 pm

A Jedi lives in the present so to quote something from my past disturbs the Force.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:10 pm

This Federation Council will convene now to disseminate its actions. Records indicate the possibility of desertion in the line of duty. Our findings will be a final determination of your current status.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 9:11 pm

I won't be intimidated into revealing the secrets of my order.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sun May 01, 2011 4:13 pm

The FARCE is with me.

Lonawanaban

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 01, 2011 7:14 pm

I bow to you Jedi!

wow, have you changed!:yh_rotfl

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koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:11 pm

Lon;1358493 wrote:

Lonawanaban

Awesome Jedi name!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 01, 2011 8:11 pm

Odie;1358495 wrote:

wow, have you changed!:yh_rotfl

I'm pretty sure you wanted a question mark there.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sun May 01, 2011 10:20 pm

koan;1358498 wrote: I'm pretty sure you wanted a question mark there.

and here I thought you looked good.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:53 pm

Odie;1358505 wrote: and here I thought you looked good.

Whether you think it or not, it is so.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:20 am

koan;1358507 wrote: Whether you think it or not, it is so.

yes ma'am.

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:28 pm

hmmmmppph!! I preferred the Dark side . At least THEY had cookies.