Drunk women

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:34 am

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. They had nothing to wipe with but one woman thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceded to wipe herself with that. They then made off for home. The next day one of the womans husbands phoned the other husband and said "we'd better keep an eye on our wives you know. mine came home last night without her panties" "Thats nothing" said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck up her ass that read, From the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you."

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:57 am

Suberb! - Valerie

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:14 am

Ah, the old Jim Davidson jokes from the 1987 tour are still doing the rounds then!!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Thu May 19, 2005 2:27 pm

:wah: priceless as always valerie

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:00 pm

Good one Valerie:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu May 19, 2005 4:00 pm

john8pies wrote: Ah, the old Jim Davidson jokes from the 1987 tour are still doing the rounds then!!!

Like fads and trends oldie, there is always new blood to see it.

Loved it Val hehehehe