Little Chinese Guy

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:48 am

Im in the mall and I stop to take a phone call. A little Chinese guy comes up behind me and starts rubbing my shoulders. Under almost any circumstances I would find this alarming but hey...free neck rub right? He had a massage store so I went in for a rubdown. Next time Ill request a female though, he gave a good massage but his penis kept touching different parts of my body, there was no room to move. At one point his penis touched the top of my head but my head was in that face hole so I was trapped. It was a terrifying experience.

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:35 am

Perhaps he was inspired by your motto

LIFE IS SHORT...LIVE HARD

fuzzywuzzy · Post by **fuzzywuzzy** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:44 pm

I tried out one of those little chinese shops last year ......it was good because I could then carry my shopping out to the car. I have to admit he was rough but I felt immediately better.

good to see he could pick up how stressed you were just by looking at you lol lol

Ahso! · Post by **Ahso!** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:00 pm

No ask, no tell!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:39 pm

You need to tell your wife to quit putting that sign on your back that says "中國人在這裡擦同性戀"

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:29 pm

I'm surprised you didn't swing at him. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:55 am

Nomad;1352176 wrote: Im in the mall and I stop to take a phone call. A little Chinese guy comes up behind me and starts rubbing my shoulders. Under almost any circumstances I would find this alarming but hey...free neck rub right? He had a massage store so I went in for a rubdown. Next time Ill request a female though, he gave a good massage but his penis kept touching different parts of my body, there was no room to move. At one point his penis touched the top of my head but my head was in that face hole so I was trapped. It was a terrifying experience.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:09 am

Suspect that Mall will be getting another visit soon ?

Don't forget your cell phone.

binbag · Post by **binbag** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:37 am

that would give me the willies.

btw Nomad, you should have remembered your location :-2