two beers at a time
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:43 am
A guy walks into a bar & orders 2 beers. The bartender looks at him curiously.
'One's for me the man explains. The other is for my poor sickly brother back in the old country. He's barely hanging on'.
The bartender nods sympathetically & pours him two beers.
This goes on for most of the night, and the next night, after about a week of drinking two beers at a time, one for him, one for his sickly brother, the man comes into the bar looking downhearted and asks for one beer.
'It's your brother isn't it' the bartender said?
Nope, nothing wrong with him, the man says, 'It's me. I've given up drinking'.
'One's for me the man explains. The other is for my poor sickly brother back in the old country. He's barely hanging on'.
The bartender nods sympathetically & pours him two beers.
This goes on for most of the night, and the next night, after about a week of drinking two beers at a time, one for him, one for his sickly brother, the man comes into the bar looking downhearted and asks for one beer.
'It's your brother isn't it' the bartender said?
Nope, nothing wrong with him, the man says, 'It's me. I've given up drinking'.