two beers at a time

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:43 am

A guy walks into a bar & orders 2 beers. The bartender looks at him curiously.

'One's for me the man explains. The other is for my poor sickly brother back in the old country. He's barely hanging on'.

The bartender nods sympathetically & pours him two beers.

This goes on for most of the night, and the next night, after about a week of drinking two beers at a time, one for him, one for his sickly brother, the man comes into the bar looking downhearted and asks for one beer.

'It's your brother isn't it' the bartender said?

Nope, nothing wrong with him, the man says, 'It's me. I've given up drinking'.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:51 am

:wah::wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:43 am

Clodhopper;1322657 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:

can I get you two beers?:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:20 pm

And today, I quit again.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 2:33 pm

hoppy;1322675 wrote: And today, I quit again.

it's really really hard to quit the things we love.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:02 pm

Odie;1322702 wrote: it's really really hard to quit the things we love.

I know. Beer, food, sex....(sigh).