A cat, a dog, and a fire truck...

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valerie
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A cat, a dog, and a fire truck...

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the

station when he notices a little boy next door in a

little red wagon with a tiny ladder hung off the

side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has

the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter

walks over to take a closer look.





"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.



"Thanks," says the little boy. As the fire fighter

looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the

wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.



"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how

to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around

the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."



The little boy says, "You're probably right,

but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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A cat, a dog, and a fire truck...

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