little johnny

pointedroof · Post by **pointedroof** » Mon May 17, 2010 2:49 am

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.

Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the teacher, are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you're getting your birds mixed up 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she said it was from a shag at the beach!!! :-5

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Mon May 17, 2010 4:09 am

:yh_rotfl

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon May 17, 2010 5:00 am

I know one or two like this, but they're all frightfully coarse, I'm afraid.

pointedroof · Post by **pointedroof** » Mon May 17, 2010 5:21 am

Bill Sikes;1310584 wrote: I know one or two like this, but they're all frightfully coarse, I'm afraid.

ahhh go for it, we're all grown up