S*X after death

[hoppy]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back

and inform the other if there is ssx after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to

die.

True to his word, he made the first contact:

" Marion ... Marion "

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have ssx. I have breakfast

and then it's off to the golf course.

I have ssx again, bathe in the warm sun and then have ssx a

couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another

romp around the golf course, then pretty much have ssx the

rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf

course again.



Then it's more ssx until late at night. I catch some much

needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"





"No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona

[G#Gill]

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Odie]

omg that was good hoppy!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[Lon]

This is the name of my new book-------"-SEX AFTER DEATH"" OR HOW TO GET LAID IN A CASKET.:wah::wah:

[hoppy]

I liked playing funeral with gal pals. They would lie down and I would bury the stiff.:yh_rotfl

[Odie]

hoppy;1305038 wrote: I liked playing funeral with gal pals. They would lie down and I would bury the stiff.:yh_rotfl


Lon;1305035 wrote: This is the name of my new book-------"-SEX AFTER DEATH"" OR HOW TO GET LAID IN A CASKET.:wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[fuzzywuzzy]

I love it it's priceless!!!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

[fuzzywuzzy]

hoppy;1305038 wrote: I liked playing funeral with gal pals. They would lie down and I would bury the stiff.:yh_rotfl


OH ha ha