Sorry if you`ve already heard this one, but I love it, and wanted to share it with you.
A woman walks into the pharmacy and asks for some poison so she can kill her husband (this incidentally has no connexion whatever with my request for an effective weedkiller on the gardening forum page!!!)
The pharmacist says, `Madam, I couldn`t possibly sell you that for that purpose."
The woman gets out a photo of her husband naked in bed with the naked pharmacist`s wife.
The pharmacist looks at it, gets angrier and angrier, then says, ``Certainly, madam, why didn`t you tell me you had a prescription for it?!
Priceless!
