at the vets.............

[beowulf]

A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a lead.

"Sit, Fluffy," she says.

Fluffy glares at her and then the soaking-wet rabbit jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, Fluffy!" the woman shouts. "Don't you want to be a good little rabbit?"

Apparently not, because Fluffy, still wet, jumps onto the floor shakes furiously, spraying water on everyone and then proceeds to squat and urinate, right there in the middle of the room.

"Dammit, Fluffy!" the woman screams, and then, mortified by Fluffy's behaviour, she turns to the other people in the room and says, "Please forgive me,

I've just washed my hare, and I can't do a thing with it!"