Southwest Airlines has the Answer

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BTS
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Southwest Airlines has the Answer

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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.



The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.



So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"



The boy said, "Yes she did."



"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."
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Lon
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Southwest Airlines has the Answer

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BTS wrote: A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.



The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.



So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"



The boy said, "Yes she did."



"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you."


One of our daughters is a Flight Attendant with SWA, and that sounds like something she would say.
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hotsauce
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Southwest Airlines has the Answer

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hilarious! :wah:
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