Famous Last Words!

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:57 am

I came across some 'famous last words' in a collection recently and thought these two offerings were worthy of sharing:

1. Don't worry! - I've seen this done on TV.

2. Relax! - of course it'll support both our weights.

Do other members have any special favorites out there?

smithy87 · Post by **smithy87** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:00 am

Philadelphia Eagle wrote:

I came across some 'famous last words' in a collection recently and thought these two offerings were worthy of sharing:

1. Don't worry! - I've seen this done on TV.

2. Relax! - of course it'll support both our weights.

Do other members have any special favorites out there?

Yeah my husbands 'Don't worry I'll get my tool box.........'

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:01 am

"but officer, i was just kidding when i pointed the gun at you"

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:18 am

As a kid my mother would say this at least 25 times a day..

"WAIT TILL YOUR DAD GET HOME..!! :-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:19 am

My husband: "I'll mow the yard on Sunday, just after the game............."

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:23 am

this is meant to be LAST words, like right before you die...such as on the titanic...., don't worry honey, this great ship won't sink ....

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:10 am

Mine will probably be...

"Wonder what this button is for?"

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:21 am

Here's mine:

"the treasure is hidden in the aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........."

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:09 am

"This thing corners like it's on rails"

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:24 am

devist8me wrote: Here's mine:

"the treasure is hidden in the aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh........."
keep them guessing...eh?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:44 am

"Does that look like it's coming this way?"

"Let's get out of here before..."

"Look at me!"

"Now watch this..."

"It's OK, I've done this before."

"Did you hear that?"

"Don't worry, I'm the best driver I know."

"I know this road."

"It's not loaded."

"I know the fuse is short, but I can run fast."

"I can handle it."

"Whoa!"

"What's that ticking sound?"

"I hate helmets."

"I can put the pin back in."

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:37 pm

"S - - T H A P P E N S" ! ! !

Cars :driving:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:02 pm

How about---------Trust me

I never get lost

I wonder what this button does?

half n' half · Post by **half n' half** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:59 pm

"Darling, either that wallpaper goes, or I do!"

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 1:23 am

" I told you I was Ill"

A couple of my favourite.

Lady Astor was dying and was surrounded by her family, she woke up to see them all these and enquired "Am I dying of is iy my Birthday" her son replied "A bit of both mother"

This one I am not sure of I think it was Voltaire.

he was being attended by a priest who asked him to renounce satan, Voltaire replied "in my present situation I need all the friends I can get"

the last one may not be word for word but it is close.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:47 am

"Nobody will ever know."

"I was looking for a job when I found this one."

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:05 am

I think I will still be trying to prove I was right...

"See, I told you I was really sick!!!"

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:02 pm

Ã¢â‚¬Å“No thanks, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll do it myself.Ã¢â‚¬

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:17 pm

WHAT INDIANS?----------------Gen. George A. Custer

David813 · Post by **David813** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:41 pm

Yeah sure, no problem. I'll call when I get it.....:-5