A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, Some a** wants to buy a half head of lettuce. As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?
Texas, sir. the boy replied. Well, why did you leave Texas? the manager asked. The boy said Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there.Really? said the manager. My wife is from Texas.
No kidding? replied the boy. Who'd she play for?
Oh to be able to think that fast on your feet!!
Oh to be able to think that fast on your feet!!
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
Oh to be able to think that fast on your feet!!
BTS wrote: A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, Some a** wants to buy a half head of lettuce. As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?
Texas, sir. the boy replied. Well, why did you leave Texas? the manager asked. The boy said Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there.Really? said the manager. My wife is from Texas.
No kidding? replied the boy. Who'd she play for?
Ahahaha that is a good one today. I needed a good chuckle
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?
Texas, sir. the boy replied. Well, why did you leave Texas? the manager asked. The boy said Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there.Really? said the manager. My wife is from Texas.
No kidding? replied the boy. Who'd she play for?
Ahahaha that is a good one today. I needed a good chuckle
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Oh to be able to think that fast on your feet!!
:wah: :wah: :wah: I think I know someone who thinks that fast. I just figured out how he conned me! Over and over and over...