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[BTS]

A father


passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made

and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on

the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'




With the worst

premonition he opened the envelope









with


trembling hands and read the letter.


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Dear

Dad:




It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I

had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom

and you.




I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is

so nice.




But I knew you would not approve of her because of all

her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much

older than I am. But it's not only the passion...

Dad she's

pregnant.


Stacy said that we will be very happy.


She

owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We

share a dream of having many more children.




Stacy has opened my

eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.


We'll

be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live

nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.




In the meantime we will pray

that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves

it..




Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of

myself.




Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that

you can











get to


know your grandchildren.




Love,

Your Son John










PS. Dad,

none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.




I Just

wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the Report

card That's in my center desk drawer.




I love

you.




Call me

when it's safe to come home.