What to call it?

[valerie]

Dr. Doctor



Two doctors opened an office in a small town.

They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."



The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."



This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."



No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.



Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."



But is was still not good! So they tried:



"Minds and Behinds"



"Analysis and Anal Cysts"



"Nuts and Butts"



"Freaks and Cheeks"



"Loons and Moons"





None worked.



Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:



"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."



APPROVED!

[abbey]

Nice one V.

I'd have gone with odds and sods......