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A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:47 am
by Rapunzel
He didn’t like the casserole

And he didn’t like my cake,

He said my biscuits were too hard

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t perk the coffee right

He didn’t like the stew,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned and

smacked the sh*t out of him…

Like his mother used to do.

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:53 am
by Odie
love it!:D

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:04 am
by Rapunzel
Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss! ;) :wah:

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:14 am
by Odie
Rapunzel;1256282 wrote: Ya gotta treat 'em mean and show 'em whos da boss! ;) :wah:


if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:36 am
by Rapunzel
Odie;1256288 wrote: if they don't appreciate us......off with their heads!:yh_rotfl


Sounds good to me! ;) :D

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:50 am
by Odie
Rapunzel;1256295 wrote: Sounds good to me! ;) :D


either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:59 am
by YZGI
If you would do the things mom didn't do for him well. (ahem)



Then he wouldn't care about the rest he would just sit back and say what the hell.



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:11 am
by Rapunzel
Odie;1256301 wrote: either that or off with something else......oh wait, we need that!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun! ;)

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:25 pm
by Odie
Rapunzel;1256311 wrote: What for? There are other ways and means that can be just as much fun! ;)

Plus...you don't have to wash their smelly sox! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:16 am
by Rapunzel
Odie;1256499 wrote: or clean up their pee on the toilet seat!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A womans poem

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:38 am
by Odie
Rapunzel;1256594 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl *snorts with laughter* :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl