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Chezzie
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from

Northwestern University.



On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant

standing

with one leg raised in the air.



The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.



He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large

piece of wood deeply embedded in it.



As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with

his

knife,



After which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.



The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on

its

face, stared at him for several tense moments.



Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.



Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.



Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his

teenaged son.



As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned

and



Walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.



The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the

ground, then put it down.



The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while

staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if

this

was the same elephant.



Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his

way

into the enclosure.



He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.



The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs



And slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.



This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh!t

stories. :D
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Carolly
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by farmer giles »

very good :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thanks for posting a joke not many jokers left on fg lately :D:D
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Post by AussiePam »

Chezzie;1253146 wrote:



This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh!t

stories. :D




Chezzie - LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hoppy
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Post by hoppy »

Chezzie;1253146 wrote: In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from

Northwestern University.



On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant

standing

with one leg raised in the air.



The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.



He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large

piece of wood deeply embedded in it.



As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with

his

knife,



After which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.



The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on

its

face, stared at him for several tense moments.



Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.



Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.



Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.



Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his

teenaged son.



As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned

and



Walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.



The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the

ground, then put it down.



The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while

staring at the man.



Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if

this

was the same elephant.



Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his

way

into the enclosure.



He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.



The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs



And slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.



Probably wasn't the same elephant.



This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh!t

stories. :D


I gotta send this to a friend who's into sending me those heart-warming bullsh!t stories. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
qsducks
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Post by qsducks »

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I saw this before & since then that i changed my em, all jokes go to trash including roses, angels, etc....post to 10 peeps & your wishes will come true garbage.
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