God, i have had some really cheesy ones in the past, but these one's did make me laugh..
"you know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet"
"I want you to have my children ...............In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car"
:yh_rotfl
Whats the best you have heard?
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"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can see myself in your pants."
I laughed in his face. :wah:
I laughed in his face. :wah:
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Peg;1248074 wrote: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can see myself in your pants."
I laughed in his face. :wah:
Oh Peg that is the worst!!!
Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!
I laughed in his face. :wah:
Oh Peg that is the worst!!!
Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!
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minks;1248087 wrote: Oh Peg that is the worst!!!
Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!
Minky pops.... you are so gorgeous that I bet you get chat up lines all the time and rightly so.
Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!
Minky pops.... you are so gorgeous that I bet you get chat up lines all the time and rightly so.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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"Let me take you away from all this! My yachts, castles, stock options, Swiss bank accounts, diamonds I cast like rose petals at your feet."
What's wrong with me??? I fall for this every time!!!
sigh
Still... I suppose there are a few upsides. Is anyone interested in buying yachts, castles or stock options? I'm hanging onto all the Swiss bank accounts and of course the diamonds and other sparkly trinkets.
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What's wrong with me??? I fall for this every time!!!
sigh
Still... I suppose there are a few upsides. Is anyone interested in buying yachts, castles or stock options? I'm hanging onto all the Swiss bank accounts and of course the diamonds and other sparkly trinkets.
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"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Its a joke but always makes me laugh.
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth
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Bruv;1248257 wrote: Its a joke but always makes me laugh.
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" :wah::wah: get your coat bruv... you've pulled :yh_rotfl
"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" :wah::wah: get your coat bruv... you've pulled :yh_rotfl
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Raven;1248348 wrote: "Priestess! May I ever be at your feet!"
I married him.
:yh_rotfl My husbands wedding vows included 'I take thee, the Meninblack to be a part of my life for-ever. :yh_rotfl
The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.
I married him.
:yh_rotfl My husbands wedding vows included 'I take thee, the Meninblack to be a part of my life for-ever. :yh_rotfl
The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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oscar;1248352 wrote: :yh_rotfl My husbands wedding vows included 'I take thee, the Meninblack to be a part of my life for-ever. :yh_rotfl
The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.
LOL! bless 'im!:yh_laugh
The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.
LOL! bless 'im!:yh_laugh
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Raven;1248357 wrote: LOL! bless 'im!:yh_laugh
It's be fantastic to get them for your party.
They even wrote an album about you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven_ ... ers_album)
Sorry... any excuse to slip the best British rock band in history into a thread. :wah:
It's be fantastic to get them for your party.
They even wrote an album about you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven_ ... ers_album)
Sorry... any excuse to slip the best British rock band in history into a thread. :wah:
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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It would be good though! Bet they would charge me a fortune! :rolleyes:
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Raven;1248375 wrote: It would be good though! Bet they would charge me a fortune! :rolleyes:
Not after my track history with them
:wah:
Not after my track history with them
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oscar;1248379 wrote: Not after my track history with them :wah:
Really???!! Would they really?? That would be FABULOUS if you could arrange something!
:wah:Really???!! Would they really?? That would be FABULOUS if you could arrange something!
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Raven;1248409 wrote: Really???!! Would they really?? That would be FABULOUS if you could arrange something!
There's one I can e mail and put the feelers out. Can you Imagine Spot getting down and groovy with this lot?
WARNING... CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY AND BAD LANGUAGE
YouTube - The Stranglers - Top Ten Punk Bands
And Oscar in one fell swoop turns yet another thread into a plug for The Stranglers :wah:
There's one I can e mail and put the feelers out. Can you Imagine Spot getting down and groovy with this lot?
WARNING... CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY AND BAD LANGUAGE
YouTube - The Stranglers - Top Ten Punk Bands
And Oscar in one fell swoop turns yet another thread into a plug for The Stranglers :wah:
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon