Chat up lines

lou lou belle · Post by **lou lou belle** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:28 am

God, i have had some really cheesy ones in the past, but these one's did make me laugh..

"you know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet"

"I want you to have my children ...............In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car"

:yh_rotfl

Whats the best you have heard?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:29 am

"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can see myself in your pants."

I laughed in his face. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:07 am

Peg;1248074 wrote: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I can see myself in your pants."

I laughed in his face. :wah:

Oh Peg that is the worst!!!

Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:19 am

minks;1248087 wrote: Oh Peg that is the worst!!!

Had a young man approach me on our Munich tour asking if he could take my daughter back to Austria with him... eeeegads !!!!
Minky pops.... you are so gorgeous that I bet you get chat up lines all the time and rightly so.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:15 pm

"Let me take you away from all this! My yachts, castles, stock options, Swiss bank accounts, diamonds I cast like rose petals at your feet."

What's wrong with me??? I fall for this every time!!!

sigh

Still... I suppose there are a few upsides. Is anyone interested in buying yachts, castles or stock options? I'm hanging onto all the Swiss bank accounts and of course the diamonds and other sparkly trinkets.

:sneaky:

Bruv · Post by **Bruv** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:35 am

Its a joke but always makes me laugh.

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:14 am

Bruv;1248257 wrote: Its a joke but always makes me laugh.

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass" :wah::wah: get your coat bruv... you've pulled :yh_rotfl

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:58 am

"Priestess! May I ever be at your feet!"

I married him.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:03 am

Raven;1248348 wrote: "Priestess! May I ever be at your feet!"

I married him.

:yh_rotfl My husbands wedding vows included 'I take thee, the Meninblack to be a part of my life for-ever. :yh_rotfl

The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:06 am

oscar;1248352 wrote: :yh_rotfl My husbands wedding vows included 'I take thee, the Meninblack to be a part of my life for-ever. :yh_rotfl

The Gospel According to the Meninblack - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Stranglers fans are still known as 'Meninblack.

LOL! bless 'im!:yh_laugh

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:15 am

Raven;1248357 wrote: LOL! bless 'im!:yh_laugh
It's be fantastic to get them for your party.

They even wrote an album about you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Raven_ ... ers_album)

Sorry... any excuse to slip the best British rock band in history into a thread. :wah:

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:18 am

It would be good though! Bet they would charge me a fortune! :rolleyes:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:19 am

Raven;1248375 wrote: It would be good though! Bet they would charge me a fortune! :rolleyes:
Not after my track history with them

:wah:

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:35 am

oscar;1248379 wrote: Not after my track history with them

:wah:

Really???!! Would they really?? That would be FABULOUS if you could arrange something!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:19 pm

Raven;1248409 wrote: Really???!! Would they really?? That would be FABULOUS if you could arrange something!
There's one I can e mail and put the feelers out. Can you Imagine Spot getting down and groovy with this lot?

WARNING... CONTAINS FEMALE NUDITY AND BAD LANGUAGE

YouTube - The Stranglers - Top Ten Punk Bands

And Oscar in one fell swoop turns yet another thread into a plug for The Stranglers :wah: