The Ten First Date Commandments

[polycarp]

- by Dennie Hughes

1: NEVER, EVER HAVE SEX

Sex may sell -- but first date sex sells you short.

2: DO K.I.S.S. (KEEP IT SHORT & SIMPLE)

Leave your date wanting more, or leave him as soon as possible!

3: BE A GOOD LISTENER

Your date is flattered, you're informed!

4: DON'T TRASH TALK YOUR EX

There's a fine line between love and hate, and for guys, well, passionate hate reads "I'm still not over that, that X-man."

5: DON'T BE AN OPEN BOOK

If you want to be a must-read -- don't offer up Cliff Notes.

6: DON'T BRING UP THE "M" WORD

Don't bring up marriage on a first date -- and if he does? Brush it off with your "M" word -- "MAYBE someday… when I've taken the time to find the right person."

7: DARE TO HAVE SPARES

Dating is a numbers game: the more people you date, the better the odds are of meeting some really good eggs.

8: TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS

If your date is creeping you out, take flight -- don't fight the feeling.

9: THINK FRIENDSHIP FIRST

If things don't work out, you end up with a new friend who may fix you up with someone who WILL work out.

10: HAVE FUN!

Smiles. Laughter. Major turn-ons!

[babygirl]

cool commandments so true

[lady cop]

11. if he's an Englishman, don't let him see your gun.

[abbey]

lady cop wrote: 11. if he's an Englishman, don't let him see your gun.
And if asks to stroke it, cuff him :wah: :wah:

[lady cop]

abbey wrote: And if asks to stroke it, cuff him :wah: :wah:stroke? stroke what?? heh heh

[abbey]

lady cop wrote: stroke? stroke what?? heh heh
YER GUN....tut-tut, you have such a mucky mind LC...

"NOW GO TO BED & GET SOME REST"..........please :yh_pray

[lady cop]

i know when i've been bloody well told! Brits---they run my life!! :rolleyes: god Abbey, i was laying in hospital at death's door and the wedding was on, do all the females over there have some sort of fetish about wearing antlers and roadkill in their hair???