what airline‏

[Chezzie]

A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow and noticed a really beautiful woman

sitting next to him.



?He thought to himself. 'Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air

hostess.



?I wonder which airline she works for.'



?Hoping to find out, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline

slogan. 'Love to fly and it shows?'



?She gave him a blank, confused stare and he thought to himself. 'Well, she

obviously doesn't work for Delta.'



?A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.





So he leaned towards her again and said, 'Something special in the

air?'



?She gave him the same confused look. He mentally scratched Singapore Airlines

off his list.





?He thought 'Perhaps she works for Thai Airways...' and said

'Smooth as silk?'



?This time, the woman turned on him and said, 'What the f**k do you

want?'





The man smiled, slumped back in his chair and said. 'Ahhhhh, Ryanair!'

[abbey]

:yh_rotfl

You got that so right.

[along-for-the-ride]

Oh.....................I see. :wah:

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