Growing Old Gracefully

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:43 pm

Growing Old Gracefully

There's a mole on my neck that's growing a hair

When I was younger it wasn't there

A lot of things changed since I've grown older

like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder

Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye

and spots on my hand that resemble a fly

I used to be able to party all night

but now to stay awake until five is a fight

My breasts used to be firm and quite pert

Now I have to be careful they don't drag in the dirt

Gravity surely has taken its toll

What was once on the surface is now in a hole

The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly

and I found the remote tucked under my belly

I used to eat steak but now I can't chew it

Growing old gracefully. I don't think I can do it

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Copyright; Donna Vickodil

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:55 pm

Perfect and every word true. I know I can't take it there is nothing graceful about it. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:11 pm

That's why ...........................................

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:25 pm

Thank You!!! I found the remote!