The Human Body

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mrsK
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.



Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.



Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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mrsK;1157247 wrote: It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.



One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).



The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.



Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.



A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.



There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.



Women blink twice as often as men.



The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.



Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.



If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.



Women reading this will be finished now.



Men are still busy checking their thumbs.



;):yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Well, actually, I was checking my penis.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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OpenMind;1157251 wrote: Well, actually, I was checking my penis.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by Kindle »

mrsK;1157247 wrote: ................

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.




.........and from Scrat's thread "1 Trillion Dollars" we all know how much that is now................ Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww




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