Survivor FG...

[valerie]

A bunch of FG members are chosen to go on Survivor, here's what happens

when we are dropped off on the island:



Val uses a diamond and the lint from her pockets and makes fire right off

the bat; LC and BR grab two huge machetes and go cut palm fronds for

a shelter; Anastrophe instructs us in how to build a strong shelter that

will withstand the prevailing winds, then gives a brief discourse on the

local flora and fauna and ocean tides; Koan and Kensloft go to bring back

fresh water and are gone a loooooong time; Abbey, Tmbsgrl and Beth

collect seashells and use them with some twine from an old fishing net

they've found to make us all cool FG bracelets; Capt. Buzzard is our

"Rudy", 'nuff said; Tombstone creates a lovely coconut milk/mango

reduction sauce for the fish that (??? help me with this one, gang) catches;

Cars has brought a nine iron and is standing on a small outcropping

using pebbles to do chip-shots into the water; we win our first

reward challenge and are given cloth and needle and thread which

Bothwell uses to make us all proper kilts; Carla uses some of the fabric

leftover to bandage Bullet's thumb he has smashed while breaking apart

coconuts for Tombstone; we win a second reward challenge and get a

few bottles of wine so Lon plays Toastmaster; and finally, Jives leads us

all in a sing-along around the campfire.



;)

[BabyRider]

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

This is great, Val!!! I'd be happy to do the fishing, too!

Der Wulf must be around somewhere, probably telling Bothwell to make the girls kilts "much shorter"!!!! :yh_devil

[lady cop]

brilliant scenario Val, i have to think about this some more and come back....hey, i SCUBA, want some lobsters for dinner? or i could spear some fish!

[anastrophe]

you forgot to add - anastrophe is the first one voted off. other survivors freaked out when he started rambling on about how the second amendment guarantees the right to own stinger missiles.