And Then The Fight Started

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:31 pm

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...:yh_rotfl

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...:yh_rotfl

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 10:49 pm

I would've replied:

yeh Honey, it certainly wasn't your apendage that goes from 0 - 150 - and -

the 3 seconds I'm used too......:yh_rotfl

Patsy

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:32 pm

Patsy Warnick;1117324 wrote: I would've replied:

yeh Honey, it certainly wasn't your apendage that goes from 0 - 150 - and -

the 3 seconds I'm used too......:yh_rotfl

Patsy

Good one:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:34 am

I was with my wife when she was shopping for a new dress.

She said, "I reckon that I would look good in something long and flowing."

I replied, "How about a river." And then the fight started...:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:47 am

Hugh Janus;1117418 wrote: I was with my wife when she was shopping for a new dress.

She said, "I reckon that I would look good in something long and flowing."

I replied, "How about a river." And then the fight started...:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:47 am

Me and hubs were lying in bed one night.

I was curled up, ready to go to sleep, and then my hubby turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to me and fondles my special bits.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

Im gradually becoming more and more aroused and, assuming that my husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, I get up and start stripping in front of him.

My hubby is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

I said , You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

My husband says, No, not at all.

I asked angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

and then the fighting began...........

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:51 am

Chezzie;1117430 wrote: Me and hubs were lying in bed one night.

I was curled up, ready to go to sleep, and then my hubby turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to me and fondles my special bits.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

Im gradually becoming more and more aroused and, assuming that my husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, I get up and start stripping in front of him.

My hubby is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

I said , You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

My husband says, No, not at all.

I asked angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

and then the fighting began...........

:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

rough nite was it?:wah::wah::wah:

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:27 pm

Chezzie;1117430 wrote: Me and hubs were lying in bed one night.

I was curled up, ready to go to sleep, and then my hubby turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to me and fondles my special bits.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

Im gradually becoming more and more aroused and, assuming that my husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, I get up and start stripping in front of him.

My hubby is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes?

I said , You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay.

My husband says, No, not at all.

I asked angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then?

I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

and then the fighting began...........

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

i hope you gave him what he had comming , the nerve,,

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:38 am

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's licence

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realised I had left my

wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have

to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my

curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof

enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

disability, too.'

And then the fight started...