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spot the bookmaker is pleased to offer ten shares each of 10% for an interest in the going concern.

spot the bookmaker's is the first and oldest-established of the ForumGarden enterprises and stands head and shoulders above the competition. Investors are invited to transfer 10,000 casino dollars to spot before Monday Noon for each 10% of the bookmaker's they intend to acquire.

spot thanks you for your attentive consideration.
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What exactly is the "going concern" that we would want to have 10% of?
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spot the bookmaker's, the entire public proceedings of which can be found in this Just For The Fun Of It forum of ForumGarden.
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along-for-the-ride;1086363 wrote: What exactly is the "going concern" that we would want to have 10% of?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:lips:
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I'm sure many people will be delighted to invest in a scheme of such enterprise.

Those wishing to inspect the extent to which spot the bookmaker's has traded over the last few weeks are invited to view the following threads.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... binge.html

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... ecial.html

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... -wins.html

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... -pool.html

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... -hell.html

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just- ... -wins.html
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spot;1086360 wrote: spot the bookmaker is pleased to offer ten shares each of 10% for an interest in the going concern.

spot the bookmaker's is the first and oldest-established of the ForumGarden enterprises and stands head and shoulders above the competition. Investors are invited to transfer 10,000 casino dollars to spot before Monday Noon for each 10% of the bookmaker's they intend to acquire.

spot thanks you for your attentive consideration.10,000 casino dollars!

Bloodyhell I dont have 10 never mind 10.000 : (
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abbey;1086390 wrote: 10,000 casino dollars!

Bloodyhell I dont have 10 never mind 10.000 : (


As madam will see from inspecting the indicated threads, spot the bookmaker's is a top-notch gaff.

We might take on seasonal staff over Christmas, would you like notification?
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spot;1086398 wrote: As madam will see from inspecting the indicated threads, spot the bookmaker's is a top-notch gaff.

We might take on seasonal staff over Christmas, would you like notification?Is it??????:confused::-3
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spot;1086398 wrote: As madam will see from inspecting the indicated threads, spot the bookmaker's is a top-notch gaff.

We might take on seasonal staff over Christmas, would you like notification?Depends what you pay and what the perks are.
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Carolly;1086401 wrote: Is it??????:confused::-3


I'll have you know we're the best cream cookie on the site, bar none.
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spot;1086403 wrote: I'll have you know we're the best cream cookie on the site, bar none.What do you mean your the best one here..............your the only one here fgs!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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abbey;1086402 wrote: Depends what you pay and what the perks are.


There's a bottle of Emva Cream in the staff room and we provide tea and coffee at no charge. We're old-fashioned. It's little things like that which make all the difference, as the actress said to the bishop.
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Carolly;1086406 wrote: What do you mean your the best one here..............your the only one here fgs!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Investing in those ideal circumstances seems well worth doing then.
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spot;1086410 wrote: Investing in those ideal circumstances seems well worth doing then.
Mr.Spot I really hope you get people to venture into your very popular Betting Office here and that you better believe;)
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How many shares are still available? I'd be interested in two shares in the ongoing concern.


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G-man;1087126 wrote: How many shares are still available? I'd be interested in two shares in the ongoing concern.


At least two. I'll allocate two to your name paid from your current credit balance if that suits you? They're limited liability shares paying a monthly profits-based dividend and they can be sold for any agreed amount on the open ForumGarden market, all I need is a registration transfer to another username so that the share registry remains current.
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'ang on.....so who will be the guvnor of Spots Betting Empire now then....a man who could be trusted 100%.....I worry about betting with any Tom,D.ick or Harry:-3
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The management team at spot the bookmaker's remains unchanged. The shares carry, for example, no voting rights at board meetings. Short of any remnant of The Firm inviting me round to the Blind Beggar our practices will remain as the were. The proposed expansion, with abbey as additional staff, can only improve our scintillating business reputation.
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spot;1087131 wrote: At least two. I'll allocate two to your name paid from your current credit balance if that suits you? They're limited liability shares paying a monthly profits-based dividend and they can be sold for any agreed amount on the open ForumGarden market, all I need is a registration transfer to another username so that the share registry remains current.


Agreed! :D


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spot;1087158 wrote: The management team at spot the bookmaker's remains unchanged. The shares carry, for example, no voting rights at board meetings. Short of any remnant of The Firm inviting me round to the Blind Beggar our practices will remain as the were. The proposed expansion, with abbey as additional staff, can only improve our scintillating business reputation.Its a bleedin Disco Pub now I believe:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.Fink you may have to come out to Essex for any of the "Firm" but most are no longer with us now.Tell ye they wouldn't have allowed this.....yer not even asking for references Mr.Spot!:-2
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