Sitiemitelpoep??

Donnabhan · Post by **Donnabhan** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:04 am

Slankered to me today or so was some bad vibrations picking up from far far away near some moon and shiner.

Planked my direckky way, oh my vey!

So if when and aye once do i decide sitiemitelpoep?? With one and a tib of dripe! Hehehehe! Oh so funny coming all this way to be met.

Four breakfasts later in two canoes with a red one i left for the place of oh so stones and wet! Oh stiff pony one would hisp get and play but i said eight thousand? Fanna!

Then sledging that a bankgle was ripe i glanced in there mong the so stones and wet and o what? Not a tall all one at all no but round the back sat a taf ssa!! Ooh ooh henkle it stub!

Looks all around like it swallowed two pawpaws so the belly prostructed out and said wibble wobble like a jelly on a plate or a seated blamongrel before it set the double door freeze box!

Then the son and the beach nut one with a mike. Hoo hoo hoo! Goes one place with youngs in caps, no shoes but bare knees two on all! Graphic blitz and hairy pirate hair shone all about like a century of gold were a twitter

granted the workers and ties wore were blue, but back pay and damerells? Oh no oj! Big retails hanging from a racky roo first. Around a rooster or clock came the dedicated case looking for goliagate who i uttered .â€no not the case of rhubarbs without a trace?â€

â€œslag your race confession or financials!â€ he obskewered like a angry core. So i bubbled and left.

Sirens happened every day in one thousand series. Darkness real entered the network like a piano. Rare without a thirty year mother of truth on the side! Hehehe!

Otebdeunitnoc !

Mayblatoss if youâ€™d eat it like i would a oystrimper!

Suk suk suk!!! Oh sheriff hung up sugar buns two with the tuesday ironing. Slabby and groof in my life. Cults and seems a body! Wah wah wah with smilies!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:59 am

Nomad, is that you? If so you should cut down on the dose a bit.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:40 pm

Hello, Stanley.

I thought you were dead.:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm

Huh????

Smile when you say that.

Post by **spot** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:07 pm

Stanley Unwin was an electronics engineer, of all things. From Pretoria, oddly enough.Once apollytito and Goldiloppers set out in the deep dark of the forry. She carry a basket with buttery-flabe and cheese flavour. Goldiloppers falolloped over and grazedy kneecap .... etc.

I'd like to find the rest of that story. That was a neat attribution, Openmind.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:09 pm

Ummm... :-2

Post by **spot** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:09 pm

G-man;1084039 wrote: Ummm... :-2

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituar ... Unwin.html

And, I'm delighted to say,

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:46 am

spot;1084040 wrote: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituar ... Unwin.html

And, I'm delighted to say, YouTube - Stanley Unwin - Goldyloppers and the Three Bearloaders

Marvelous, I enjoyed hearing that again. A lot more has been released of his work apparently since he died.

Donnabhan's text isn't Gobbledegook but it reminded me of it. I don't know anyone who has spoken Gobbledegook like Stanley Unwin. Kenneth Williams spoke it well in the Carry On film that Stanley Unwin had a part in (watched that last night) but was probably speaking from a well rehearsed script. I find it takes practise for it to come naturally to the tungleytide-lio.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:50 am

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:54 am

sunny104;1084526 wrote: :-3

Peopletimeitis

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:06 am

jimbo;1084539 wrote: people time it is ..... eeer ooookaaay then :-3:-3:-3

Sitiemitelpoep is peopletimeitis.

:rolleyes:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:34 am

jimbo;1084564 wrote: daisitahws'taht:yh_rotfl

hguohtyawthgirehttiyast'ndidouy.:rolleyes:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:42 am

jimbo;1084614 wrote: tuohctaw.... igzy

yabolloxtoyaecnobynihs

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:50 pm

:wah:

Do a few of our members need the "spell check" program? Or a glass of wine and a back rub?

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:55 pm

along-for-the-ride;1084929 wrote: :wah:

Do a few of our members need the "spell check" program? Or a glass of wine and a back rub?

A glass of wine and a back rub since you're offering.

Post by **spot** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:57 pm

OpenMind;1084932 wrote: A glass of wine and a back rub since you're offering.

Well, you're open-minded and she's just along for the ride, the usernames certainly fit.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:03 pm

spot;1084933 wrote: Well, you're open-minded and she's just along for the ride, the usernames certainly fit.

So that's along for the openmind ride, is it?:rolleyes:

:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:39 am

:wah:

Atleast, I can understand what you guys are saying, Spot and Openmind. Backrub for Spot and wine for Openmind.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:06 pm

along-for-the-ride;1085572 wrote: :wah:

Atleast, I can understand what you guys are saying, Spot and Openmind. Backrub for Spot and wine for Openmind.

Wine and someone who understands me. What more could I ask for.

Sorry Spot, but I do envy you the backrub. So I'm hogging the wine as you've plenty of your own.

So, Along-for-the-ride, do you want to learn Gobbledegook? Tis a wonderfully endearing language.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:51 am

OpenMind;1085600 wrote: Wine and someone who understands me. What more could I ask for.

Sorry Spot, but I do envy you the backrub. So I'm hogging the wine as you've plenty of your own.

So, Along-for-the-ride, do you want to learn Gobbledegook? Tis a wonderfully endearing language.

Is the book "Gobbledegook for Dummies" out yet? :wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:12 pm

along-for-the-ride;1086094 wrote: Is the book "Gobbledegook for Dummies" out yet? :wah:

Taken from www.stanleyunwin.com/unwinese.htm

"Unwinese was developed further to quench the Unwin children's thirst for fairy tales, which invariably started with "Once a polly tighto..." and carried on in the 'twisty and corruptit of the basic English twenty-fido' until one of them told him to 'tell it properly'."

You might like to try this aftr - Halfbakery: Unwiniser