The Facecloth

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:51 pm

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:02 pm

:yh_rotfl

I still wanna know how you explained your way out of that one, though.:wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:14 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Now that's funny

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:49 pm

OMG........ that's just the best I have ever heard!

thanks for sharing that one, Sparkels:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

rated this one five, this is, THE BEST OF THE BESTS!:yh_party:yh_party

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:50 pm

:yh_rotfl

okay thats too funny!

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