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T- Shirt sayings

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:09 pm
by Bullet
This is a spin off from a different thread. I need suggesions for T-Shirt sayings for my 13 year old boy crazy daughter, that will send the boys running the other way. Let's have fun with this one.

T- Shirt sayings

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:15 pm
by BabyRider
Front view: "My Daddy owns guns"

Back view: "He's teaching me to use them"



In very large print: "If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!!!"



"My dad has a short temper, zero tolerance, and great aim"



"Daddy's girl...Meet Daddy...." (Your picture, in full biker gear, inserted here)

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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:20 pm
by Bullet
SAAAWEEEEEETT!!

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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:29 pm
by Lon
Let's Swap Snot



Sports Are For Sissies



I Take Steroids

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:57 am
by cars
Bullet wrote: This is a spin off from a different thread. I need suggesions for T-Shirt sayings for my 13 year old boy crazy daughter, that will send the boys running the other way. Let's have fun with this one.


Help me I'm escaping from the Asylum!

Did you see my Parole officer?



Cars :driving:

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:24 am
by LoveMama
What do you mean they cancelled my bank account ....I still have checks left!

My girlfirend owns the shirt!

xxxxxooo

mama

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:35 am
by Paula
I'm Gay and Proud of it!

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:36 am
by valerie
"Why do ya think they call it JAIL BAIT?"





:D

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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:19 pm
by Bullet
Valerie has got the gist. DID ANYONE ELSE READ THE ORIGINAL POST??? :mad: I want something to send the boys running the other way!!! :-5 No life support systems, no gay stuff, OMG!!!:-5



Somebody help meeeee!!!

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:58 am
by Dixiespurgirl
Perhaps a shirt that reads

"My daddy is a homicide detective" on front

"His day begins when your day ends" on the back :sneaky:

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:29 pm
by koan
"I want a baby" ?

or

"I've got a measuring tape and I'm prepared to use it"

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:19 pm
by kensloft
My dad's a lawyer. You'll pay... !

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:21 pm
by koan
How about "I have an IQ of 154. What's yours?"

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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:07 pm
by Bullet
OH these are great!!! Much better. Oh I am smiling, you have all made my day. I needed that.

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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:21 am
by koan
The trick is in finding one she'll wear without realising it scares them off.

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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:26 pm
by nevvewannabe
well im about your daughter's age and i am also boy crazy.:-4

i would wear a t-shirt that said..

"My dad owns guns." on front

"He's teaching me how to use them." on back

i would love to have a t-shirt that said that.

she wouldnt think anything of it, like you trying to scare of all of the guys.

hope i helped

~:~

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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:22 pm
by pantsonfire321@aol.com
My daughter has a t- shirt that says IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH MEET MY MOTHER .