T- Shirt sayings

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:09 pm

This is a spin off from a different thread. I need suggesions for T-Shirt sayings for my 13 year old boy crazy daughter, that will send the boys running the other way. Let's have fun with this one.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:15 pm

Front view: "My Daddy owns guns"

Back view: "He's teaching me to use them"

In very large print: "If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!!!"

"My dad has a short temper, zero tolerance, and great aim"

"Daddy's girl...Meet Daddy...." (Your picture, in full biker gear, inserted here)

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:20 pm

SAAAWEEEEEETT!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:29 pm

Let's Swap Snot

Sports Are For Sissies

I Take Steroids

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:57 am

Bullet wrote: This is a spin off from a different thread. I need suggesions for T-Shirt sayings for my 13 year old boy crazy daughter, that will send the boys running the other way. Let's have fun with this one.

Help me I'm escaping from the Asylum!

Did you see my Parole officer?

Cars :driving:

LoveMama · Post by **LoveMama** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 9:24 am

What do you mean they cancelled my bank account ....I still have checks left!

My girlfirend owns the shirt!

xxxxxooo

mama

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:35 am

I'm Gay and Proud of it!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:36 am

"Why do ya think they call it JAIL BAIT?"

:D

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:19 pm

Valerie has got the gist. DID ANYONE ELSE READ THE ORIGINAL POST???

I want something to send the boys running the other way!!! :-5 No life support systems, no gay stuff, OMG!!!:-5

Somebody help meeeee!!!

Dixiespurgirl · Post by **Dixiespurgirl** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:58 am

Perhaps a shirt that reads

"My daddy is a homicide detective" on front

"His day begins when your day ends" on the back :sneaky:

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:29 pm

"I want a baby" ?

or

"I've got a measuring tape and I'm prepared to use it"

Post by **kensloft** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 5:19 pm

My dad's a lawyer. You'll pay... !

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:21 pm

How about "I have an IQ of 154. What's yours?"

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:07 pm

OH these are great!!! Much better. Oh I am smiling, you have all made my day. I needed that.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:21 am

The trick is in finding one she'll wear without realising it scares them off.

nevvewannabe · Post by **nevvewannabe** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:26 pm

well im about your daughter's age and i am also boy crazy.:-4

i would wear a t-shirt that said..

"My dad owns guns." on front

"He's teaching me how to use them." on back

i would love to have a t-shirt that said that.

she wouldnt think anything of it, like you trying to scare of all of the guys.

hope i helped

~:~

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:22 pm

My daughter has a t- shirt that says IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH MEET MY MOTHER .