Cliches to the left, stereotypes to the right

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:39 pm

In this month's Vogue Magazine, Cressida Connolly writes ''On America's West Coast, a group of radical lesbians are taking male hormones enabling them to grow facial lustrous moustaches and convincing side-burns''.

After all, girls hate getting stubble rash when they kiss you.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:21 pm

If I got this right, lesbians are making themselves look like men. Then why would their lesbian lovers be attracted to them?

I knew someone who got a sex change operation, along with his gay partner, so they would both be women and then could be lesbian lovers. After the surgery, they broke up. Now, the guy/woman I knew decided he liked women afterall so now he is a lesbian who likes real women. Good like finding a real woman who will fall in love with a woman who used to be a man. This person works in film, of course.

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:42 pm

koan wrote: If I got this right, lesbians are making themselves look like men. Then why would their lesbian lovers be attracted to them?

I knew someone who got a sex change operation, along with his gay partner, so they would both be women and then could be lesbian lovers. After the surgery, they broke up. Now, the guy/woman I knew decided he liked women afterall so now he is a lesbian who likes real women. Good like finding a real woman who will fall in love with a woman who used to be a man. This person works in film, of course.

Thanks for the chuckle. Reality takes so many forms. Huh? Do you think your friend is taking the drugs to enhance his appeal?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:42 pm

koan wrote: If I got this right, lesbians are making themselves look like men. Then why would their lesbian lovers be attracted to them?

I knew someone who got a sex change operation, along with his gay partner, so they would both be women and then could be lesbian lovers. After the surgery, they broke up. Now, the guy/woman I knew decided he liked women afterall so now he is a lesbian who likes real women. Good like finding a real woman who will fall in love with a woman who used to be a man. This person works in film, of course.

My head hurts.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:56 pm

kensloft wrote: Thanks for the chuckle. Reality takes so many forms. Huh? Do you think your friend is taking the drugs to enhance his appeal?

He ought to start by having his adam's apple shaved down. Maybe he wouldn't have to talk in falsetto then?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:59 pm

BTW...you read Vogue magazine, Capt.????

Post by **kensloft** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:25 pm

koan wrote: He ought to start by having his adam's apple shaved down. Maybe he wouldn't have to talk in falsetto then?
That must be hard on the ears.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:31 am

koan wrote: BTW...you read Vogue magazine, Capt.????nah, the Mrs:D

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:40 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: nah, the Mrs:D
Nothing else to read in the bathroom? :yh_rotfl