An Amish woman and her daughter.
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An Amish woman and her daughter.
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."
So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is
Susie (10/1/2008 9:11:56 PM): frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they make one h$ll of a mess when they defrost!"
The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."
So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.
He said, "My nose is freezing cold."
The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is
Susie (10/1/2008 9:11:56 PM): frozen solid."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"
The daughter says, "Well, they make one h$ll of a mess when they defrost!"
An Amish woman and her daughter.
I'm rolling round the floor in helpless mirth!! Thankyou ButterflyPrincess!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
An Amish woman and her daughter.
:wah: :wah:
An Amish woman and her daughter.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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sorry about the (susie 10/1/08) thingy. My friend Susie sent that over yahoo messenger last night.. i couldn't stop laughing.. lmao :wah:
glad you enjoyed it as much as me.
glad you enjoyed it as much as me.

An Amish woman and her daughter.
DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
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G#Gill;1005271 wrote: DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
lol but it made you laugh at least a little right?! :wah:
lol but it made you laugh at least a little right?! :wah:
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You dirty beast ....... I love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
IF YOU CAN'T SAY GOOD ABOUT SOME ONE , KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
Did you know that too much chocolate shrinks your clothes
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Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!
Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)
Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)

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ButterflyPrincess;1005613 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!
Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)
Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance
Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)

Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance
IF YOU CAN'T SAY GOOD ABOUT SOME ONE , KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
Did you know that too much chocolate shrinks your clothes
http://www.theparanormalcrypt.org/portal.php
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Uncle Fester;1005639 wrote: Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance
Glad your keeping busy. How is your family?
Glad your keeping busy. How is your family?

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Susie,
That is hysterical. I really needed a good laugh right now....Thanks:-6
That is hysterical. I really needed a good laugh right now....Thanks:-6
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Loved it brought a much need bit of :yh_rotfl into my day.
Laughed so loud it echoed all over the lobby of my work lol.
Laughed so loud it echoed all over the lobby of my work lol.