An Amish woman and her daughter.

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:16 pm

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.

The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."

He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is

Susie (10/1/2008 9:11:56 PM): frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one h$ll of a mess when they defrost!"

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:20 am

I'm rolling round the floor in helpless mirth!! Thankyou ButterflyPrincess!!!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:16 am

:wah: :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:26 am

:wah::wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:30 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:37 am

sorry about the (susie 10/1/08) thingy. My friend Susie sent that over yahoo messenger last night.. i couldn't stop laughing.. lmao :wah:

glad you enjoyed it as much as me.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:42 am

DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:44 am

G#Gill;1005271 wrote: DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

lol but it made you laugh at least a little right?! :wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:00 am

You dirty beast ....... I love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:01 am

Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!

Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:16 am

ButterflyPrincess;1005613 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!

Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =)

Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance

ButterflyPrincess · Post by **ButterflyPrincess** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:47 am

Uncle Fester;1005639 wrote: Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance

Glad your keeping busy. How is your family?

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 2:19 pm

Susie,

That is hysterical. I really needed a good laugh right now....Thanks:-6

lukeofyorkshire · Post by **lukeofyorkshire** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:45 am

Loved it brought a much need bit of :yh_rotfl into my day.

Laughed so loud it echoed all over the lobby of my work lol.