An Amish woman and her daughter.

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ButterflyPrincess
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.

The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."

He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is

Susie (10/1/2008 9:11:56 PM): frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one h$ll of a mess when they defrost!"
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Post by AussiePam »

I'm rolling round the floor in helpless mirth!! Thankyou ButterflyPrincess!!!
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"

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:wah: :wah:
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Post by Odie »

:wah::wah::wah:
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Post by qsducks »

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Post by ButterflyPrincess »

sorry about the (susie 10/1/08) thingy. My friend Susie sent that over yahoo messenger last night.. i couldn't stop laughing.. lmao :wah:

glad you enjoyed it as much as me. :D
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Post by G#Gill »

DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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ButterflyPrincess
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Post by ButterflyPrincess »

G#Gill;1005271 wrote: DISGUSTING !!!!!!!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


lol but it made you laugh at least a little right?! :wah:
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Post by Uncle Fester »

You dirty beast ....... I love it :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl






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Post by ButterflyPrincess »

Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!

Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =) :)
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Post by Uncle Fester »

ButterflyPrincess;1005613 wrote: Hey Uncle Fester! Nice to see you!

Been a long time.. this is AngelEyes. =) :)
Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance






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ButterflyPrincess
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Uncle Fester;1005639 wrote: Hi Angel , thank you , busy busy busy year , having a little time to myself :yh_dance:yh_dance


Glad your keeping busy. How is your family? :)
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Post by Kathy Ellen »

Susie,

That is hysterical. I really needed a good laugh right now....Thanks:-6
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Post by lukeofyorkshire »

Loved it brought a much need bit of :yh_rotfl into my day.

Laughed so loud it echoed all over the lobby of my work lol.
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