God and the biker

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 pm

God and the biker

Geezer on a Harley is riding along California beach when the sky clouded above and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The feller thought about it for a long time.

Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'

God replied, 'That bridge? Two lanes or four?':D

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:47 pm

:wah::wah::wah: G_d is wise.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:32 am

too right

lukeofyorkshire · Post by **lukeofyorkshire** » Sat Oct 18, 2008 4:47 am

:wah:Lol a colleague told me a similar joke yesterday :wah: