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Whats the best one's you've heard?

I'm usually the one giving the smart arse replies.

Heard alot when I was doing hen and stag shows lol.Ok heres a couple

If yer .... was as big as yer mouth you'd be ok:o

Id insult you but nature beat me to it:D

Good job you wernt born a woman as they dont make lipstick big enough to go round yer gob:D

If you had a brain you'd be dangerous:-2

Better not say any more as abit rude:o;)

I like those famous parting words..........."bite me." :wah:

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jimbo;957260 wrote: i'm pretty good at smart ass replies:):)Thats cause you are one:D:p:driving:

'Were you born a moron or have you just spent years practicing?'

I'm ashamed to say I thought of that one when some dufus wrote my car off a few years back.

Barman;957398 wrote: Totally agree.:DOi!!!!!!You changed me quote......you cant do that!!!!:sneaky::mad:

are you really for real?:wah:

Odie;957423 wrote: are you really for real?:wah:
Who me

Carolly;957425 wrote: Who me


no, it was just a smart ass reply I had thought of!:-4

Odie;957428 wrote: no, it was just a smart ass reply I had thought of!:-4
Ohhh ok....hate you to fink I aint real;):D

Carolly;957431 wrote: Ohhh ok....hate you to fink I aint real;):D


would never ever say that to you hun!



me not like that!



I should have read before posting:-5

Odie;957437 wrote: would never ever say that to you hun!



me not like that!



I should have read before posting:-5Ahhhh wouldn't yer:-4well............most people would:(:rolleyes:;):D

nope, that's just rude!

Odie;957451 wrote: nope, that's just rude!
Jim would be peeing himself laughing right now..........honest dont be sorry its all taken in fun babe:-4

Carolly;957454 wrote: Jim would be peeing himself laughing right now..........honest dont be sorry its all taken in fun babe:-4


then she calls me daft!:wah::wah::wah::wah:

who's Jim, still newbie here:-3

Odie;957467 wrote: then she calls me daft!

who's Jim, still newbie here:-3Its Jimbo......you have yet to have the pleasure then........his ok........as long as he has his teeth in and remembers to brush his golden locks first;):D:wah:

Carolly;957481 wrote: Its Jimbo......you have yet to have the pleasure then........his ok........as long as he has his teeth in and remembers to brush his golden locks first;):D:wah:


oh god, what have I done?:wah:

Odie;957483 wrote: oh god, what have I done?:wah:If you aint noticed....we do tease each other abit here me litle darlin;):D

Carolly;957487 wrote: If you aint noticed....we do tease each other abit here me litle darlin;):D


you still only have a little over 13,000 points:wah:

Odie;957598 wrote: you still only have a little over 13,000 points:wah:I have yes:wah:but the thread dont;):D:driving:

when some loud mouth pizzes me off, I usually tell them "If I wanted to hear from an A__hole, I'd just fart"

I'm always the one coming out with them...I like making people laugh.

An electrician on a film set in Vancouver told his boss:

"I'd love to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse."

It remains my favourite reply to this date.