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Whats the best one's you've heard?
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I'm usually the one giving the smart arse replies.
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Heard alot when I was doing hen and stag shows lol.Ok heres a couple
If yer .... was as big as yer mouth you'd be ok:o
Id insult you but nature beat me to it:D
Good job you wernt born a woman as they dont make lipstick big enough to go round yer gob:D
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous:-2
Better not say any more as abit rude:o;)
If yer .... was as big as yer mouth you'd be ok:o
Id insult you but nature beat me to it:D
Good job you wernt born a woman as they dont make lipstick big enough to go round yer gob:D
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous:-2
Better not say any more as abit rude:o;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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I like those famous parting words..........."bite me." :wah:
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jimbo;957260 wrote: i'm pretty good at smart ass replies:):)Thats cause you are one:D:p:driving:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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'Were you born a moron or have you just spent years practicing?'
I'm ashamed to say I thought of that one when some dufus wrote my car off a few years back.
I'm ashamed to say I thought of that one when some dufus wrote my car off a few years back.
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Barman;957398 wrote: Totally agree.:DOi!!!!!!You changed me quote......you cant do that!!!!:sneaky::mad:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Odie;957423 wrote: are you really for real?:wah:
Who me
Who me
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;957425 wrote: Who me
no, it was just a smart ass reply I had thought of!:-4
no, it was just a smart ass reply I had thought of!:-4
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;957428 wrote: no, it was just a smart ass reply I had thought of!:-4
Ohhh ok....hate you to fink I aint real;):D
Ohhh ok....hate you to fink I aint real;):D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;957431 wrote: Ohhh ok....hate you to fink I aint real;):D
would never ever say that to you hun!
me not like that!
I should have read before posting:-5
would never ever say that to you hun!
me not like that!
I should have read before posting:-5
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;957437 wrote: would never ever say that to you hun!
me not like that!
I should have read before posting:-5Ahhhh wouldn't yer:-4well............most people would:(:rolleyes:;):D
me not like that!
I should have read before posting:-5Ahhhh wouldn't yer:-4well............most people would:(:rolleyes:;):D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Odie;957451 wrote: nope, that's just rude!
Jim would be peeing himself laughing right now..........honest dont be sorry its all taken in fun babe:-4
Jim would be peeing himself laughing right now..........honest dont be sorry its all taken in fun babe:-4
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;957454 wrote: Jim would be peeing himself laughing right now..........honest dont be sorry its all taken in fun babe:-4
then she calls me daft!:wah::wah::wah::wah:
who's Jim, still newbie here:-3
then she calls me daft!:wah::wah::wah::wah:
who's Jim, still newbie here:-3
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;957467 wrote: then she calls me daft!
who's Jim, still newbie here:-3Its Jimbo......you have yet to have the pleasure then........his ok........as long as he has his teeth in and remembers to brush his golden locks first;):D:wah:
who's Jim, still newbie here:-3Its Jimbo......you have yet to have the pleasure then........his ok........as long as he has his teeth in and remembers to brush his golden locks first;):D:wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;957481 wrote: Its Jimbo......you have yet to have the pleasure then........his ok........as long as he has his teeth in and remembers to brush his golden locks first;):D:wah:
oh god, what have I done?:wah:
oh god, what have I done?:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;957483 wrote: oh god, what have I done?:wah:If you aint noticed....we do tease each other abit here me litle darlin;):D
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Carolly;957487 wrote: If you aint noticed....we do tease each other abit here me litle darlin;):D
you still only have a little over 13,000 points:wah:
you still only have a little over 13,000 points:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Odie;957598 wrote: you still only have a little over 13,000 points:wah:I have yes:wah:but the thread dont;):D:driving:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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when some loud mouth pizzes me off, I usually tell them "If I wanted to hear from an A__hole, I'd just fart"
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I'm always the one coming out with them...I like making people laugh.
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An electrician on a film set in Vancouver told his boss:
"I'd love to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse."
It remains my favourite reply to this date.
"I'd love to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my arse."
It remains my favourite reply to this date.