A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Thankyou, that's great she said!
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, lip enhancement, boob job, lipo suction and a tummy tuck. After the last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home she was hit and killed by a Cement truck!
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I though you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that truck ?"
God replied. "Girl, I didn't even recognize you!":wah:
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