An atheist was walking through the woods

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scholle-kid
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An atheist was walking through the woods

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"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the

bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge

towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his

shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He

tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw

that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw &

raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and

even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out

of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be

hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but

perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear

dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty

through Christ our Lord, Amen"
There are no savage and civilised peoples; there are only different cultures.
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AussiePam
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An atheist was walking through the woods

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Very good!!!!!

:yh_rotfl
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