Its UFO time again

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:58 pm

Yes, as the world slides into recession and crisis, the aliens are back to annoy us, or possibly save us. (perhaps they brought oil).

From RTE News, Dublin, Ireland.

Britain faces calls for UFO inquiry

Wednesday, 25 June 2008 18:12

The British ministry of defence today faced calls to launch an official inquiry into a series of UFO sightings, including one filmed by a soldier on night patrol.

UFO experts believe the incidents, which happened in south Wales earlier this month, are 'particularly significant' because they included observations made by the crew of a police helicopter and military personnel.

The ministry confirmed today that it had been handed footage captured on a mobile phone by a corporal on guard duty at Tern Hill barracks, near Market Drayton, Shropshire, on 7 June.

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Corporal Mark Proctor told The Sun newspaper that he witnessed a 'fleet' of objects zig-zagging across the sky at about 11pm.

The 38-year-old soldier, a member of the 1st Battalion Irish Regiment, said: 'I was on duty in the guard room when the other boys outside began shouting.

'I went out to see what the commotion was about and could see 13 craft in the skies. They were like rotating cubes with multiple colours.'

Former UFO expert at the British ministry of defence Nick Pope said that an inquiry to establish what had been seen by the witnesses was vital.

Mr Pope said: 'Something quite extraordinary does seem to be going on in British air space at the moment.

'There has got to be an official inquiry into all this and we need a senior air force officer to take personal charge and oversee the inquiry.'

Radar tapes, as well as footage of the incidents, should be examined as part of the investigation, said Mr Pope, who added: 'It's indisputable that something was seen - the very fact that it was seen by military personnel over a military base makes it a national security incident.'

A British army spokesman declined to comment in detail on the sightings at Tern Hill.

'The ministry examines reports solely to establish whether UK airspace may have been compromised by hostile or unauthorised military activity,' the spokesman said.

'Unless there is evidence of a potential threat, there is no attempt to identify the nature of each sighting reported.'

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:31 pm

Hey Ive seen a UFO before..........

Have U

Victoria · Post by **Victoria** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:14 am

Well my passport is up to date and I don't have anything booked so.....:wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:02 pm

BTS;898963 wrote: Hey Ive seen a UFO before..........

Have U

If you mean an "Unidentified Frying Object" then the answer is yes, but I know now for a fact that was actually a flapjack with raisins in it, not a spacecraft from an alien civilization. Though I for one would welcome aliens, as long as they weren't hostile, which lets face it, if they are like us then they probably are, and if they are, well, in the words of Samuel Beckett, "Lads, I think we are bollixed".

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:03 pm

fuzzy butt;898966 wrote: Tis the season

So why am I not "jolly?" Ho Ho Ho!

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:04 pm

Victoria;899030 wrote: Well my passport is up to date and I don't have anything booked so.....:wah:

Hey, are you muscling in on my seat to the stars? (or perhaps the alien's meat production facility on Europa?" I want my go in the spaceship first! :-6

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:36 pm

Those bloody Chinese weddings again!!!

http://www.shropshirestar.com/2008/06/2 ... en-theory/

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:56 pm

I will never forget my first journey in a Flying Saucer. It was the first of two more to come, but this first one was special.

I lived rurally in Idaho at the time and the craft landed near a pond that was on our property. I was curious more than afraid, but approached the craft cautiously. A door opened in the side of the cylindrical aluminum looking craft and what appeared to be a woman exited. It looked like a woman because of the long hair in a ponytail and the delicate features, plus what appeared to be not two, but three prominent breasts. She beckoned me to enter the craft and I did. The door shut behind me and all of a sudden I had the sensation of being airborne. She led me to a small room in the craft that gave off a blueish but bright light. There was a table with what looked like a setting for four people. She motioned for me to be seated and it was just at that moment that I woke up from my dream.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:12 pm

:wah: Oh Lon.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:18 pm

There goes the British Air Force...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:36 pm

K.Snyder;899763 wrote: There goes the British Air Force...

Its the R.A.F. actually old chap, you know, "Battle of Britain, have at the Bosch" and all that, what what. Jolly good show Carstairs, seems like you bagged yourself an alien old man. :wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:40 pm

Galbally;899822 wrote: Its the R.A.F. actually old chap, you know, "Battle of Britain, have at the Bosch" and all that, what what. Jolly good show Carstairs, seems like you bagged yourself an alien old man. :wah:

Right...Royal Air Force...

I was thinking more along the lines of pedestrians giving away top military secrets...

Sort of like Nessy and it's undeniable resemblance to that of a periscope...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:16 pm

K.Snyder;899824 wrote: Right...Royal Air Force...

I was thinking more along the lines of pedestrians giving away top military secrets...

Sort of like Nessy and it's undeniable resemblance to that of a periscope...

Yes, but unlike you American chaps, the British have a thing called "The Official Secrets Act", which means essentially that if Doug McDouglas from Fort Augustus talks about Nessie and the Aliens (and more importantly if he is onto something), then a lot of men from the MOD will turn up at his door, and talk to him about things until he is so depressed he won't remember his own name. If he continues to talk, he will be found dead after somehow committing suicide using a rubber pipe and pair of shorts, on a lonely moor in Yorkshire.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:18 pm

Galbally;899852 wrote: Yes, but unlike you American chaps, the British have a thing called "The Official Secrets Act", which means essentially that if Doug McDouglas from Fort Augustus talks about Nessie and the Aliens (and more importantly if he is onto something), then a lot of men from the MOD will turn up at his door, and talk to him about things until he is so depressed he won't remember his own name. If he continues to talk, he will be found dead after somehow committing suicide using a rubber pipe and pair of shorts, on a lonely moor in Yorkshire.

Sort of like the M.I.B. only more assertive...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:18 pm

K.Snyder;899854 wrote: Sort of like the M.I.B. only more assertive...

Indeed, and probably wearing tweed jackets and deerstakers instead of black suits and sun glasses. Any UFOs round your way? I thought I saw one the other day, but it was only a pidgeon on top of a traffic cone. Damn those Eurocrats, (I mean aliens, aliens).

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:19 pm

Greetings Earthlings!

I have hijacked joesoap's identity on here and am currently inside your computer as you read this.

At the moment I am having sex with your fingers through your mouse and keyboard :yh_love

Please mail me on too other earthlings because I am very horny at the moment thank you Earthling :yh_youkid

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:30 pm

joesoap;899864 wrote: Greetings Earthlings!

I have hijacked joesoap's identity on here and am currently inside your computer as you read this.

At the moment I am having sex with your fingers through your mouse and keyboard :yh_love

Please mail me on too other earthlings because I am very horny at the moment thank you Earthling :yh_youkid

God damn aliens, stop having sex with my fingers you bollix! :-5

Ere, whats it like?

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:16 am

Galbally;899863 wrote: Indeed, and probably wearing tweed jackets and deerstakers instead of black suits and sun glasses. Any UFOs round your way? I thought I saw one the other day, but it was only a pidgeon on top of a traffic cone. Damn those Eurocrats, (I mean aliens, aliens).

I had seen a UFO the other night but that's not to say that someone doesn't know exactly what it was...

It did have the shape of your average C-10...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:20 am

"First I saw a tunnel or channel of light off to the right. I had to turn to go into it. Then the whole process repeated on the left. It was intentional that way. It was as if it had a source, further away. It got bigger farther away, like a funnel. It was bright and pulsating... I had a sense of great speed. Everything was unimportant relative to this. Things were flashing, flashing by, as if from a different perspective. It was so much more real than life. The left and right tunnels joined in front of me.""My phantom body fell through the tunnel of light again... I began plummeting down the tunnel of light... I made the long fall down the tube of light and passed through the membrane into the target area... The fall through the tunnel seemed longer this time and I never hit the membrane at all... I found myself falling into a tunnel of light and passing into another world."

A day in the life of flatulance:D

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:48 pm

Chezzie;899876 wrote: "First I saw a tunnel or channel of light off to the right. I had to turn to go into it. Then the whole process repeated on the left. It was intentional that way. It was as if it had a source, further away. It got bigger farther away, like a funnel. It was bright and pulsating... I had a sense of great speed. Everything was unimportant relative to this. Things were flashing, flashing by, as if from a different perspective. It was so much more real than life. The left and right tunnels joined in front of me.""My phantom body fell through the tunnel of light again... I began plummeting down the tunnel of light... I made the long fall down the tube of light and passed through the membrane into the target area... The fall through the tunnel seemed longer this time and I never hit the membrane at all... I found myself falling into a tunnel of light and passing into another world."

A day in the life of flatulance:D

Oh...

There for a minute there I thought you might have been someone to whom I've had sex with...

:yh_bigsmi...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:56 pm

K.Snyder;900765 wrote: Oh...

There for a minute there I thought you might have been someone to whom I've had sex with...

:yh_bigsmi...

What in the name of god do you get up to in the bed eh? Anyway, this is a serious thread about serious issues like aliens doing flybys over Britain, thats what they should be discussing in the G8 summit, not this stupid stuff about money and oil, and the arctic melting, thats all nonsense, lets have a proper debate about aliens.

Question 1: What colour are they?

Question 2: Do they want to have sex with our women?

Question 3: Do they want to have sex with our men?

Question 4: Where did they get their spaceship, did they make it, or just borrow it?

Question 5: Is Gordon Brown already one of them?

These things need to said in public, I am making a stand!

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:11 pm

Anyone listen to the radio show called Coast to Coast with George Noory? Great show...talk about all UFO stuff.....

For anyone outside of the USA you can download the program here and listen....

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:06 pm

K.Snyder;900765 wrote: Oh...

There for a minute there I thought you might have been someone to whom I've had sex with...

:yh_bigsmi...

ohhhh my:-4