Never Argue with a Woman

mrsK · Post by **mrsK** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:56 pm

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides

to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads

her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says

the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:01 pm

mrsK;896380 wrote: Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides

to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads

her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman

and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says

the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think.

Oh, I wish you had posted this about 3 weeks ago. Got into a bleedin fight with hubby over the insane caterer. Well, it turns out that I was right all along. Yeah!:wah: The nut case actually charged an extra $50.00 for gas (guess who wrote out the check?) Haven't heard boo since.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:20 pm

qsducks;896385 wrote: Oh, I wish you had posted this about 3 weeks ago. Got into a bleedin fight with hubby over the insane caterer. Well, it turns out that I was right all along. Yeah!:wah: The nut case actually charged an extra $50.00 for gas (guess who wrote out the check?) Haven't heard boo since.Great Post H but I cant stop laughing at what you put Ducky....blimey Im a bad influence on you Americans...even Hope is saying words to her fellow man that she said she never used before:wah::wah:I really must talk more posher:wah::wah:;)

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:28 pm

I luv it. Your slang is so cool compared to ours. Jeez, if you were down town the other day with my hubby, you would have been laughed right out of Geno's cheesesteaks.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:39 pm

Well I would have given em a right hander round the chops and got the "boys" to sort em out:wah::wah:oops sorry H....I better go;):driving:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:43 pm

Yeah, getting off till later. Cya babe. And go lay on that sofa of yours and have your SO get your dinner.:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:21 pm

[QUOTE=Carolly;896405]Great Post H but I cant stop laughing at what you put Ducky....blimey Im a bad influence on you Americans...even Hope is saying words to her fellow man that she said she never used before:I really must talk more posher

Yeah, Carolly.........go to your room. And behave.:wah: Only kidding, we love ya the way you are.