All this is for my protection…I suppose, or in some cases for the protection of the store on the chance that I will walk off with something.
I had no evil thoughts on my mind while in the store, but I felt guilty and nervous in any case. What happens if my underwear rides up or a have an itch or I have an uncontrollable urge to pick my nose. Is my hair out of place, no problem I have very little. How do I look, dare I pull up my sagging pants and what will I present if I bend over to tie my shoe? What if my wife sees the tapes and notices me eyeing that blond in the Victoria Secret store…what am I doing in the Victoria Secrets in the first place? :yh_shame This could be embarrassing or pathetic.
Am I safe if a turn away from the all seeing dome, no good there is another dome? There is simply no escape. If I pick a shirt from the rack and put it on, will they think I am preparing to walk out of the store, will I be escorted to some interrogation room in handcuffs?
Am I paranoid, is there any hope? I should have stayed in bed this morning. :-3
“At the age of three Comrade Ogilvy had refused all toys except a drum, a sub-machine gun, and a model helicopter. At six -- a year early, by a special relaxation of the rules – he had joined the Spies, at nine he had been a troop leader. At eleven he had denounced his uncle to the Thought Police after overhearing a conversation which appeared to him to have criminal tendencies. At seventeen he had been a district organizer of the Junior Anti-Sex League.†1984
