Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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along-for-the-ride
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...and why do they call what doctors do a "practice"?
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Why do psychics have to ask you name?
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
If something "goes without saying" why do people say it?
If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
If something "goes without saying" why do people say it?
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Why when people ask what 3 things would you bring on a desert island no one ever says a boat?
How come people tell you to stay a kid as long as you can, yet the moment you do something childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
Why do they lock the gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?
How come people tell you to stay a kid as long as you can, yet the moment you do something childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
Why do they lock the gas station bathrooms? are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Can you cry under water?
Yes, until you run out of breath!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
You can get more advertising on a square box. Also they store easier.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Maybe because babies' sleep isn't affected by worldly cares.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes, because others will still hear.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To see them from the advantage of the unusual viewpoint.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If that's a TV programme, maybe because that would shorten the programme.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
NO, THEY DON'T. The alphabet only fits the twinkle Twinkle tune for the letters A B C D E F G.
H I J K LMNO P
After that it's a mess fitting the rest of the alphabet to that tune. And you run out of letters before the tune ends.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
He likes to see where he's going.
Yes, until you run out of breath!
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
You can get more advertising on a square box. Also they store easier.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Maybe because babies' sleep isn't affected by worldly cares.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Yes, because others will still hear.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To see them from the advantage of the unusual viewpoint.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If that's a TV programme, maybe because that would shorten the programme.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
NO, THEY DON'T. The alphabet only fits the twinkle Twinkle tune for the letters A B C D E F G.
H I J K LMNO P
After that it's a mess fitting the rest of the alphabet to that tune. And you run out of letters before the tune ends.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
He likes to see where he's going.
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Trunk Monkey
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? ?They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? ?If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? ?They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? ?If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
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along-for-the-ride
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:wah:So many questions!!
I think I'll take a brain nap.
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