Never Assume A Man Understands¦
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:11 am
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.*
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little "0ral s3x" will do the trick & bring her out of the coma."*
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.*
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.*
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."*
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little "0ral s3x" will do the trick & bring her out of the coma."*
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.*
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.*
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."*
