Never Assume A Man Understands¦

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:11 am

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.*

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little "0ral s3x" will do the trick & bring her out of the coma."*

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.*

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.*

The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."*

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:11 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:14 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You are full of the funnies today.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:26 am

:wah: Good one JJ

Skylar · Post by **Skylar** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:48 am

Hahahahahahaha :yh_rotfl:yh_clap:yh_clap

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:46 pm

omg jj that was soooooooooooo funny :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

soft3419 · Post by **soft3419** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:12 pm

jones jones;845106 wrote: A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.*

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little "0ral s3x" will do the trick & bring her out of the coma."*

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.*

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.*

The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."*

Too Funny, too true, typical man.......::yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:54 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl