Battle of the sexes: Bedtime story

[Chezzie]

Mom and Dad were watching TV, when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting

late. I think I'll go to bed."

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches,

rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the

following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar

container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for

brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes into the dryer, put a load of clothes into the

wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the

newspapers strewn on the floor, picked up the game pieces left on the table

and put the telephone book back into the drawer. She watered the plants,

emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched

and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the

teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out

from hiding under the chair.

She then signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the

envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her

purse. Mom then creamed her face, put on moisturizer, brushed and flossed

her teeth and trimmed her nails.

Hubby called, "I thought you were going to bed."

"I'm on my way," she said.

She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made

sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out

a bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks in the hamper, and

had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day,

straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her list of things

to do for tomorrow. About that time, the hubby turned off the TV and

announced to no one in particular "I'm going to bed," and he did.

[Chezzie]

jimbo;842343 wrote: wow the lazy cow never made hubby a bedtime drink :wah::wah:


lmao lots :wah::wah::wah::wah:

[along-for-the-ride]

What??? "In her own room".................what's that? She doesn't even sleep with hubby?







:D